03
Jan
Top five thoughts while heading down an ice covered snowy hill in a random ohio location:
- I wonder if the Pilgrams ever thought of snow tubing?
- When the kid at the bottom tells you everything is gonna be alright after he saw you begin to flail your arms around like a lost pigeon in a k-mart at the bottom of the slope, you should reconsider going down backwards next time.
- As you slip and fall in front of 8 of your closest strangers while coming off the hill, just remember to tuck, roll, and jump to your feet afterward stating “It is all in the landing…”
- Prescription Glasses are worthless on a snow tube slope.
- It is a feat of accomplishment to say that you and your wife had to be stopped by crashing into the final barrier wall that seperates you and the parking lot when the traction mats did not catch your snow tubes when you felt it would be romantic to travel downhill together.
